I get bored when I have downtime. So sometimes, I build strange websites. The first site I ever built was done using Netscape Navigator in 1998. It was awful. But it was kind of funny. Anyway, click on any image below to kill some time.

I was at lunch with friends and told them I went to mime school. This was a lie, so what else was there to do other than build a website for the non-existent school?


I was at lunch with friends and told them I went to mime school. This was a lie, so what else was there to do other than build a website for the non-existent school?


Juice cleanses? How boring. I much prefer beer. 


Juice cleanses? How boring. I much prefer beer. 


I know a lot of people   (in fact, way too many) who post "news" from conspiracy sites. So I thought I'd have fun at their expense.


I know a lot of people (in fact, way too many) who post "news" from conspiracy sites. So I thought I'd have fun at their expense.


    When the Giants met the Pats in the 2011 Super Bowl, I had a party. So I threw together a funny site to invite people. If you like the Pats, you won't like the site.

 

When the Giants met the Pats in the 2011 Super Bowl, I had a party. So I threw together a funny site to invite people. If you like the Pats, you won't like the site.


You've gotta keep the videos of the performances somewhere..  .       OKAY, OKAY. If you've scrolled to here, you've earned the right to see the very first Internet-y thing I did. It was built in Navigator. I can't believe it's still up. It's on some old web hosting site called Freeservers. It includes letters I wrote — and sent — to a Canadian I randomly picked out of the phone book. I tried to start an economic war with him because of the Canadian quarters I'd often receive as change. 


You've gotta keep the videos of the performances somewhere...

 

OKAY, OKAY. If you've scrolled to here, you've earned the right to see the very first Internet-y thing I did. It was built in Navigator. I can't believe it's still up. It's on some old web hosting site called Freeservers. It includes letters I wrote — and sent — to a Canadian I randomly picked out of the phone book. I tried to start an economic war with him because of the Canadian quarters I'd often receive as change.